But this story is too deliciously appropriate not to share with you. You know how we always hear people say they can get over sex, but not an emotional affair?
Well, our man Brian Cashman highlights the extreme case of what can go wrong with you bring sex and crazy together. Now, we’re not clinicians, so we don’t know if anyone is medically not sane, but this story is crazy so that’s how we’re going to use the word today.
Now, you’ve got to read this whole story to believe it, but let’s just say that:
Brian Cashman allegedly had an affair;
The woman he allegedly cheated with either stalked him or didn’t;
Cashman’s wife moved out;
Mrs. Cashman will probably live very well after the settlement is done.
Mr. Cashman really has no one to blame but himself.
Sidebar: We use ‘allegedly’ because we learned a lot from Star Jones over the years. Thank you, Star.
Apparently, someone could have used some TLC, we mean, TMC advice, but since he didn’t ask, we’re going to just remind all of you that:
We don’t make judgments here;
We want you to be safe and by safe we mean: Use protection; keep your head on straight; don’t let your lower half dictate the terms of the rest of your body.
Be careful who you invite into your bed and more importantly, your life. That sweet, endearing person who makes you feel like a rock star might just be your downfall.
Don’t say we didn’t try to warn you.
Friends, you know the drill: If you can’t be faithful, be careful.