The Clueless 99.9%

Thanks to TMC’s first guest poster, Austin, who’s here to tell you ladies, just because you give your man that fairy tale sex, doesn’t always mean there will be a happy ending.

You might not always like what Austin says but you have to love the way he says it. Read, then let us know what you think at info@themoderncheater.com or get at us on twitter @ModernCheater. Or, you can reach the man himself at Austin@talk2austin.com or on twitter, @Talk_2_Austin  or at his website www.talk2austin.com. So, without further ado…

Warning!!! This article isn’t written for all women. Only 99.9% of them

I was talking with my girlfriend Stacey the other day when she mentioned there was no way her husband would ever cheat on her since she had always given him the best sex of his life. After almost blowing my coffee out my nose and all over the table, I realized how naive some women still are when it comes to how men think.

Women all over the world need to understand if a man wants to cheat on them, he’ll find a way. Period. I don’t care if your pussy can bake a cake while balancing the checkbook, if a man really wants to pull a fast one, it’s as good as done. So let’s examine this conundrum a little closer shall we? We’ll start with a little demographic analysis.

In the United States alone there are four million more women than men. So as far as legions of men are concerned, that’s a surplus of four million fine asses tailor-made for temptation. How can you expect to compete with that? I pointed this out to Stacey and asked her how she really expects to keep her man true given this surplus of fine ass? I don’t remember her exact response, but I’m pretty sure it was an expletive-laden verbal torrent chastising me for being a piggish brute.

Here’s another way to look at this……

Even the Almighty can’t stop a man from cheating. And we all know he’s tried. Time and time again. Every so often he’ll roll out some new STD designed to stop men from throwing their junk into places it doesn’t belong. And how’s that been working out for the human race? Exactly! So if a plethora of STDs can’t stop a man from cheating, what the hell makes Stacey think her cake-bakin’, checkbook balancin’ beaver is gonna pull that one off?

Disagree with me?

Take a look at Elin Woods, Tiger’s ex. This graceful and elegant Swedish angel is a catch by any standard. But it didn’t matter. Tiger parked his Wood in some second-rate porn princess and it cost him $100M on top of his marriage. One Hundred Million Dollars? No second-rate pussy is worth $100M! 

Ladies, we love you. We really do. But for a variety of reasons that we’ll discuss in greater detail in future posts, you can NOT stop a man from cheating. Especially if he’s hell bent on making it happen.

Austin